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 Post subject: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:36 am 
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Are you in timeshare/pack sales??

Do you want a change of scene with REAL earnings?

We have the ONLY sales deck in East Mallorca! No chance of burnt deals! All UPs are qualified!

What we pay:

Your flights to Mallorca
Your Accommodation for the whole time you work for us
Your Social Security
Monthly Nomina
Regular Spifs
High Commission structure


Our product actualy works! We are Barclays Bank Partners!!

If you are intrested in working for our company simply PM me with your contact number and we will contact you for more details.


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:10 am 
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Mmm! yes please! I'd love to work in timeshare sales in a dying market when global credit is tighter than a gnats **** and the bottom has fallen out of the world property market!!


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:18 pm 
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Regular Sp(l)ifs????? :shock:

I love Time share, I split it between walking, eating and drinking!


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:45 pm 
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Hoorah!!!! bring back eighties timeshare :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:17 am 
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I'd rather put my genitals in a blender! 8)


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:42 am 
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thats the stuff some womens dreams are made of :D :lol: :lol:...and some women would pay to see it :D

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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:18 am 
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Are you my wife????? :shock:


:mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:51 pm 
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:lol: :lol: meat thinks i'm HIS wife in disguise too.... :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:14 pm 
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Rob come on you must have loved dodging the timeshare mob! We used to come out of the apartment in Teguise (1994) and quick step to the beach. The white car would pull up Rapidly and out would Jump the Blonde offering to buy you a meal if you listened to a week of 'how they could sell you timeshare' :lol: :lol:

Those were the Days :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:53 pm 
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COPPERFIELD wrote:
Rob come on you must have loved dodging the timeshare mob! We used to come out of the apartment in Teguise (1994) and quick step to the beach. The white car would pull up Rapidly and out would Jump the Blonde offering to buy you a meal if you listened to a week of 'how they could sell you timeshare' :lol: :lol:

Those were the Days :wink:


I used to use a 2 word phrase ending in "off". :)


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:38 pm 
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Best Language for them Rob :lol: :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:10 am 
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Yes people.. I know what you mean.. I hate earning 1,000 Euros a week. Also before you start to moraly bash me, the job is not timeshare or packs or anything to do with timeshare or even holidays. The problem is you all have so much time on your hands and are all so clicky that you are quick to judge. I posted a job offer on here and you lot turned it into a conversation about your genitals! Well, what more could I expect? Maybe Lanzarote was the wrong gene pool for our advertising. Thanks for wasting your time (which you obviously have way too much of) jumping to conclusions and using what is frankly sarcasm to demonstrate your intelegence level.
:x

No wonder there are only a few people who use this forum nowadays! It is people like you that have ruined its functionality.

I expect more sarcastic remarks as a reply but doubt I will even check this forum again. Pitty as it used to be such a good outlet and source for residents.


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:17 am 
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Ooooh hark at her, touchy or what? : :D


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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:02 am 
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Thanks for wasting your time (which you obviously have way too much of) jumping to conclusions and using what is frankly sarcasm to demonstrate your intelegence level.


'inteligence'

One time when you really ought to spell it properly.

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 Post subject: Re: CLOSERS!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:19 am 
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Hiya Ivor,

What's yer middle name ? Cr*p ??

Funny how you're so knowledgeable about the history of this forum yet this is just your second post ? But it’s OK I think people stopped believing you at the point you mentioned timeshare.

Ole

PS – no need for the ‘C’ on this thread title


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