You could always safely assume that you were never the biggest loon in The Two Wheels when either Dave Miller or Dave Parky were around. They were best friends and their own biggest enemies too.
I remember some of the things either of them used to come out with at times. All said in good taste, of course! (Especially to people coming out of the toilets

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They used to dress up whenever the mood took them - cavemen, Yorkshire lads, German WW2 soliders and yeah, naval personal too.
The Two Wheels used to be on the corner, as you walk into Centro Olivin. (Egyptian) Tony had the English Supermarket there now, the last time i was back.