Spenders has advertising on the local radio. Something about tyneside in Lanzarote IIRC. Sounds rather parochial, but each to their own.

Good morning all,

Just sat with my coffee and reading all the posts on this topic. All I can say is I am glad i didnt ask the same question as me and hubby are also Lanzarote virgins . We are at that age now that we are happy with the quiet life. We do like a bit of fun and have a go at anything for a laugh.
We are stopping in Faro Park PB, Been told its very quiet but still not to far for entertainment. Taxi around 4E to get to centre so not to bad.
Anyway guys, reading all your comments made me smile a good start to my day. THANK YOU