ok, all this speculation about....he is, he isnt, he lives here, he doesn't is not of any interest to me. I thought I'd post this on this website as knowledge gained from my experience in Lanzarote. And no Bawbee, im not a troll trying to provoke a reaction, your over zealous mind would think that in order to protect your tourism business as you don't want the truth to come out about the real Lanzarote. And for some of the replies on here, this is knowledge gained from more than a weeks visit to the island, so your comments match your spelling and grammar. It's different when you live there. Slag me off all you want, this is the last reply I shall be posting and shall not be drawn into a slagging match with any of you.

Lanzarote is a bit like Marmite.....