Does everyone know about the iggy list?

No

Go to the user control panel. On the left there is a list of options, click on "Friends & Foes" then on "Manage Foes".

Add anyones username to this list and you will never see any of their posts again, it's as if they don't exist.

And i'm here to give you all honest unbiased truthfull opinions about Lanzagrotty. Agree or disagree......'tis up to you...

Well, after having spent some time in Lanzarote, i'd just like to voice my comments on how **** it is. All this is not aimed at the tourists but at the residents there, who I feel, are a bunch of misfits running away from there wrongs doings back in their native land.


Lets face it, everyone is allowed to make mistakes but if you carry on trying to con people and rip people off then life will catch up with you. The island is full of rip off merchants and players. Movistar is a complete rip off, Internet connections are difficult to get hold of unless you pay through the nose for it. Crime is rife from the Moroccans.The food and drinks are over priced and the restaurants (mainly in the old harbour) try and 'accidentally' put more drinks on your bill hoping you wont notice. This happened to me on many occasions, so check your bill thoroughly. The dive centres are mostly illegal and dont hold the correct paperwork to operate within the compliance of the law and probably would not qualify to get help from the recompression chamber should there be any diving accident. I booked a ten dive package and after the hidden charges were added it made my costs very high.

The paperwork when buying a car is hideously over complicated in order to prevent fraud but does in fact make it easier make a fraudulent case.

The spanish on the island seem to want to die and are the most miserable bastards I have ever met. Waiters seem to grunt at you should you have the nerve to order anything in their restaurants as this is an utter inconvenience to them. Hope when the airplanes fly over empty and they have lots of finger twiddling to do and no customers to serve that they might reflect on their previous attitude.

all in all, Lanzarote is a sad lonely place should you go there alone to retire, work or long extended holidays with no one from any nationality wanting to be social. If you have had mis fortune to have a timeshare rammed down your throat and foolishly bought one for an overpriced deal and you are forced to make use of it then make sure you have sky tv and lots of dvd's, It the only thing that will make your evenings worthwhile.

I'm glad i left and can look back (with a shudder) and think what a lot of pointless people living there and what a waste of time. The only good thing is the weather and thats it.

So, to summarise, Lanzarote, full of tossers and over priced.