Megafreckles delighted you had a gr8 time on holidays, if you fancy f**king off to the island & trying to get work good luck......as for the rest of the content on your thread it reminds me exactly why i don't post on Discover Lanzarote website, it's the same opinionated prats that think they know what's best for everyone & how one should behave. (i.e yes Foodie you!)

Ah you shouldn't have armani - for someone who doesn't post on this website I feel priviliged that you chose to break the habit of a lifetime and seek me out for comment specially.