It is with deep regret that I report that U.D.Lanzarote football club have been relegated into the tercero (3rd) division of Spanish football. A sad loss of revenue and publicity for the Island.
Here´s hoping for a quick return.

I would like to apply for the managers position for only 250 euros a week please

€125, take it or leave it!
Also as an agent I would expect 90% of that for myself in commission (if i could spell it!).